I was told to write something to market my new show Loophole, but to be honest, I don’t think you’re going to decide whether to buy a ticket or not based on this half-arsed collection of words.

So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 100 words. That’s 50 so far. Nearly there. Ooooh, what about my favourite fact: did you know that when you swallow a spider, it can taste your dreams?

Really? No, of course not. But it used up some words. 10 more left.

Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole.

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Theatre Royal Brighton

New Road, Brighton, BN1 1SD

Brighton Rail Station

The Box Office is open for 90 minutes prior to the performance commencing. See 'What's On' section for performance times

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Theatre Royal Brighton has entertained audiences for over 217 years. This Grade II* listed building is one of the oldest theatres in the country and continues to delight audiences with pre and post West End shows.

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Tue 8 Oct 2024

New Road, Brighton, BN1 1SD

2 hours incl. interval

Tue at 19:30

Age guidance: 12+

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